PROFILE
The Journal Of A Grade A Fuck Up.
Jason Pereira
27051985
MSN:dead_mindset@hotmail.com
Abandoned as a child in the 1980's, Jason was raised by homosexual nose picking midgets.
After being discovered by a group of rogue entomologists he was assimilated back
into society at the age of 7.
As a ward of the state Jason quickly learned the art of lock-picking, safe-cracking, kid-napping and several other hyphenated yet nefarious skills.
Once he had amassed a king’s ransom in ill-gotten loot he realized the error of his ways and donated is fortune to The Preservation of the Honor Killing Society and joined the circus as a trapeze artist.
On the night of August 16th 1999 Jason and his Supermodel/Astrophysicists/conjoined-twin wife, Esmeralda,
attempted the once-thought-impossible ‘Septuple Wilenda’.
They failed.
Unable to overcome the tragedy Jason left the circus , buried his wife together
with a couple of drugged up prostitutes
and moved to Singapore where he now builds full-scale models of homosexual garden gnomes.
He also dreams of a future where chickens can cross roads and their motives go unquestioned.
And oh yeah. Fuck you.
The ChubbyBoy's Birthday.
Monday, August 10, 2009 ( 6:19 PM )
9th August was National Day, but no one seemed to give much of a shit.
Ramesh claims it is due to the Government having budget constraints thus, the lack of much
hype and advertising and shit, and I agreed with him only to tell him that
money constraints are so bad that even prostitutes were made to make CPF contributions.
And Ramesh bought it and went "WTF" on me.
But Not What The Fuck but What The Fish.
I know.
What The Fish?
But it'll seem normal coming from a guy that gets it on with strange women,
gives me an answer like "A little bit will do" when I ask him if he likes his women hairy
or clean shaven below, it's as if I'm asking him if he want sugar with his tea.
"A little bit will do."
Hah.
But nonetheless thanks for coming down Ramesh, and helping out with the suprise.
No one cracks racial jokes on my race as good as you, and it's always a pleasure to
go against you with racial jokes and insults.
Just please stop making us go to Changi and check out bapoks, and enquire how
much their services are.It is a very scary thing for us.
A whole lot of thanks to Mary for taking time out from flicking to help bake the birthday
cake for Zaini.
It was real sweet and tasty, and you have real talent in baking.
And when we went to OCH, I'm glad to say you put some of the boys to shame
*coughWancoughZainicoughNazricough*
You deserve a pair.
Special thanks to Wan Chubs to for once again providing the transport and a whole lot
of humor, no one makes us laugh the way you do.
Partly because you look like Suhaimi Yusoff.
Thanks to Nazri for choosing to refuse to go to Johor with the family,
so that he could celebrate Zaini's birthday with him.
I personally believe he just wanted to have sex with his twin brother
since both of them would be home alone.
Thanks to Sara, for making the plan happen and for breaking curfew,
And Ain for having a nice rack.
And this is the video my friends.
Made with a lot of Bromance and the Gayest songs I could find on my Itunes.
And may we have many more to come.
Ramesh sucks men.
P.s: Nazri, you were supposed to die, but you came down,but I had already killed you
in the video, so nevermind just accept your death.
Ramesh claims it is due to the Government having budget constraints thus, the lack of much
hype and advertising and shit, and I agreed with him only to tell him that
money constraints are so bad that even prostitutes were made to make CPF contributions.
And Ramesh bought it and went "WTF" on me.
But Not What The Fuck but What The Fish.
I know.
What The Fish?
But it'll seem normal coming from a guy that gets it on with strange women,
gives me an answer like "A little bit will do" when I ask him if he likes his women hairy
or clean shaven below, it's as if I'm asking him if he want sugar with his tea.
"A little bit will do."
Hah.
But nonetheless thanks for coming down Ramesh, and helping out with the suprise.
No one cracks racial jokes on my race as good as you, and it's always a pleasure to
go against you with racial jokes and insults.
Just please stop making us go to Changi and check out bapoks, and enquire how
much their services are.It is a very scary thing for us.
A whole lot of thanks to Mary for taking time out from flicking to help bake the birthday
cake for Zaini.
It was real sweet and tasty, and you have real talent in baking.
And when we went to OCH, I'm glad to say you put some of the boys to shame
*coughWancoughZainicoughNazricough*
You deserve a pair.
Special thanks to Wan Chubs to for once again providing the transport and a whole lot
of humor, no one makes us laugh the way you do.
Partly because you look like Suhaimi Yusoff.
Thanks to Nazri for choosing to refuse to go to Johor with the family,
so that he could celebrate Zaini's birthday with him.
I personally believe he just wanted to have sex with his twin brother
since both of them would be home alone.
Thanks to Sara, for making the plan happen and for breaking curfew,
And Ain for having a nice rack.
And this is the video my friends.
Made with a lot of Bromance and the Gayest songs I could find on my Itunes.
And may we have many more to come.
Ramesh sucks men.
P.s: Nazri, you were supposed to die, but you came down,but I had already killed you
in the video, so nevermind just accept your death.
Because Ramesh Hates Him.
Tuesday, August 04, 2009 ( 4:04 AM )
Ramesh hates him, because he says he's a disgrace to Indians.
I personally think he's fucking hilarious.
Got to hit his night show soon.
Ramesh, learn to see that Kumar is funny.
And funny is not asking how much trannies charge when we go to changi for supper.
I personally think he's fucking hilarious.
Got to hit his night show soon.
Ramesh, learn to see that Kumar is funny.
And funny is not asking how much trannies charge when we go to changi for supper.
The Hat.
Thursday, July 30, 2009 ( 1:33 AM )
Because you know you have good friends, when they'd go across the border,
just to get something that would make you happy.
Even if they flick too much or wear custom made brassieres.
Thank You Ain & Mary
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just to get something that would make you happy.
Even if they flick too much or wear custom made brassieres.
Thank You Ain & Mary
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I love Fate.
( 12:32 AM )
The first time we went to Johor, I had no idea Wan Chubs, had a huge phobia of heights.
And when we boarded the viking ship, he gave me the best laugh I ever had.
But I left Johor pretty disappointed I had nothing to relinquish that moment on the Viking.
But alas, Fate has decided to make me a happy man.
For the same day we took the Viking, Wan had cause such a commotion,
that someone even took a video and uploaded it onto Youtube.
What are the fucking chances.
Wan, your fucking screaming is fucking priceless.
Especially seconds after the ride started, you shouted to us that if anyone
screamed he/she was a "Todi".
Whatever the fuck that means.
Wan.
I present to you, your screaming on a viking.
LOL.
Look at how far the video was taken, and how fucking loud his screaming was.
The Classic "Aku Nak Balik" is even at the end.
Now I know why each time we rode the Viking, people would stand at the side and laugh.
I can't wait for the next road trip , this time with Ramesh.
Hope his shares in the Mumbai Stockmarket improve.
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And when we boarded the viking ship, he gave me the best laugh I ever had.
But I left Johor pretty disappointed I had nothing to relinquish that moment on the Viking.
But alas, Fate has decided to make me a happy man.
For the same day we took the Viking, Wan had cause such a commotion,
that someone even took a video and uploaded it onto Youtube.
What are the fucking chances.
Wan, your fucking screaming is fucking priceless.
Especially seconds after the ride started, you shouted to us that if anyone
screamed he/she was a "Todi".
Whatever the fuck that means.
Wan.
I present to you, your screaming on a viking.
LOL.
Look at how far the video was taken, and how fucking loud his screaming was.
The Classic "Aku Nak Balik" is even at the end.
Now I know why each time we rode the Viking, people would stand at the side and laugh.
I can't wait for the next road trip , this time with Ramesh.
Hope his shares in the Mumbai Stockmarket improve.
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MY GUY FRIENDS WANT TO SEX ME.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 ( 9:30 PM )
Just got to love these Facebook Applications.
Especially the SexBot Application.
1.Suzaini
I knew having Sara as his girlfriend was a cover up.
2. Joshua.
Dude's Bi to even begin with.
Would hump my cat if I put a skirt on it.
Would definitely want to sex me.
3.Fabian
Was my officer in the army.
Had a thing for seeing me doing push ups hence the constant commands for
me to knock it down, to the point I would start to pant.
Definitely Gay and wants to sex me in camo lingerie.
4.Ramesh
Fellow campmate and one of my closest friends.
Always touches me a lot but tries to pull it off as jokes.
I learnt now, he has hidden motives behind those "Touching Jason" jokes.
Definetely Gay and would hump me while I had a mask of Shah Rukh Khan on,
behind Mustafa Shopping Center.
5.Zulfadly
Father already Gay.What some more the son.
I wonder why Nazri is not in here though.
DOES THAT LITTLE MAN NOT WANT TO SEX ME?
LOL.
Especially the SexBot Application.
1.Suzaini
I knew having Sara as his girlfriend was a cover up.
I've seen the way he looks at sweaty men in the army .
Definitely Gay and wants to sex me.2. Joshua.
Dude's Bi to even begin with.
Would hump my cat if I put a skirt on it.
Would definitely want to sex me.
3.Fabian
Was my officer in the army.
Had a thing for seeing me doing push ups hence the constant commands for
me to knock it down, to the point I would start to pant.
Definitely Gay and wants to sex me in camo lingerie.
4.Ramesh
Fellow campmate and one of my closest friends.
Always touches me a lot but tries to pull it off as jokes.
I learnt now, he has hidden motives behind those "Touching Jason" jokes.
Definetely Gay and would hump me while I had a mask of Shah Rukh Khan on,
behind Mustafa Shopping Center.
5.Zulfadly
Father already Gay.What some more the son.
I wonder why Nazri is not in here though.
DOES THAT LITTLE MAN NOT WANT TO SEX ME?
LOL.
A Good Road Trip With Good Friends.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 ( 1:14 AM )
The next time, someone tells you there's nothing to do in Johor Bahru.
Show them this entry.
Unfortunately a few others couldn't make it.
People like Ramesh,Abang Kai, Ixe and Belle , Sara , Sasha, Aydil and Ain .
But hopefully soon yes.
And to The Le-Parque Gang.
I say we hit up Johor one day, since Jules can drive too.
Get a couple of 7 seaters and bust a few caps on each other what say you Ewan.
A Few Pictures.
Mary took these. Snaps as well as she flicks.
The Videos.
I put more effort in these.
Ramesh is a bitch that doesn't send money back to India.
Wan Chubs has a huge phobia of heights, and he showed it pretty much when he
was forced to ride The Viking Ship in part II.
Ramesh, you lied.
You said you had to work.
But look where we found you, and what you were doing.
You even had the cheek to look us in the eye.
Le Sigh.
A long deserved break, and it has to be one of my best road trips yet.
Half of 2009 was a pretty fucked up , but the later half seems to be making up for it.
And in the longest while I myself felt fucked up, but now I can actually say I'm happy.
So to those who made it possible.
And to those who couldn't come, We will one day.
Thank you my friends.
Show them this entry.
Unfortunately a few others couldn't make it.
People like Ramesh,Abang Kai, Ixe and Belle , Sara , Sasha, Aydil and Ain .
But hopefully soon yes.
And to The Le-Parque Gang.
I say we hit up Johor one day, since Jules can drive too.
Get a couple of 7 seaters and bust a few caps on each other what say you Ewan.
A Few Pictures.
Mary took these. Snaps as well as she flicks.
The Videos.
I put more effort in these.
Ramesh is a bitch that doesn't send money back to India.
Wan Chubs has a huge phobia of heights, and he showed it pretty much when he
was forced to ride The Viking Ship in part II.
Ramesh, you lied.
You said you had to work.
But look where we found you, and what you were doing.
You even had the cheek to look us in the eye.
Le Sigh.
A long deserved break, and it has to be one of my best road trips yet.
Half of 2009 was a pretty fucked up , but the later half seems to be making up for it.
And in the longest while I myself felt fucked up, but now I can actually say I'm happy.
So to those who made it possible.
And to those who couldn't come, We will one day.
Thank you my friends.
A girl and her doll.
Monday, July 27, 2009 ( 5:50 AM )
A very good reason why you should not let your daughters keep dolls.
Heh.
Heh.
Munah And Hirzi.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009 ( 9:11 AM )
Because they can always provide me with a good laugh.
And also because I feel bad, I didn't see you Hirzi when we walked past each other.
I Blame Short Sightedness.
And also because I feel bad, I didn't see you Hirzi when we walked past each other.
I Blame Short Sightedness.
Going Om.
Friday, July 17, 2009 ( 9:33 PM )
Going Om is the only place in Haji Lane that makes smoking shisha a enjoyable experience.
Sure it may be hot at times, but the shisha sure makes up for it.
And not to mention the fire playing .
Good shit.
If you're female and have a thing for sweaty males with lean bodies and long hair playing with fire.
Lucky for me, they have female fire players too.
So hot.
Them female ones.
Some of the photographs my friend Mary took while we were at Going Om.
Talented Photographer that Mary.
Serial Flicker but Talented Photographer none the less.
But of course , I made a simple video on my Mac, with crappy editting.
Because Adobe Premiere is overrated.
Crappy editing with crappier music is much funnier.
God I love that fucking song.
One hell of a Hokkien Classic.
Sure it may be hot at times, but the shisha sure makes up for it.
And not to mention the fire playing .
Good shit.
If you're female and have a thing for sweaty males with lean bodies and long hair playing with fire.
Lucky for me, they have female fire players too.
So hot.
Them female ones.
Some of the photographs my friend Mary took while we were at Going Om.
Talented Photographer that Mary.
Serial Flicker but Talented Photographer none the less.
But of course , I made a simple video on my Mac, with crappy editting.
Because Adobe Premiere is overrated.
Crappy editing with crappier music is much funnier.
God I love that fucking song.
One hell of a Hokkien Classic.
When A Pill Popper Comes Back.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 ( 11:57 AM )
One of the best rappers of our time.
And Damn, this song is so fucking good.
How to make beautiful songs.
-Pop Pills.
-Hit Rock Bottom.
-Pick yourself up.
-Pen it down.
Best shit he ever wrote to me.
Another beautiful song.
It finally kicks in that Michael Jackson will moonwalk no more.
I dig The Game, but God I hate Chris Brown aka "CB" CheeBye Beater.
And Damn, this song is so fucking good.
How to make beautiful songs.
-Pop Pills.
-Hit Rock Bottom.
-Pick yourself up.
-Pen it down.
Best shit he ever wrote to me.
Another beautiful song.
It finally kicks in that Michael Jackson will moonwalk no more.
I dig The Game, but God I hate Chris Brown aka "CB" CheeBye Beater.
Another one down.The toilet this time.
Monday, July 13, 2009 ( 6:18 AM )
Elfy.
Because you told me not to, I had to.
I'm sorry.
I was having a msn conversation with my friend Elfy.
When I decided to try my luck on pranking him,since he felt that
he would never fall for any of my fun facts or fun questions.
But now you have Elfy.
Now you are my bitch.L O Fuckin' L.
It starts out with me telling him that I had to shit.
Truth was, I went to get a drink.
As follows;
jasonpereira- says: (6:08:45 AM)
brb
elfy says: (6:08:48 AM)
haha!
elfy says: (6:08:49 AM)
okay
jasonpereira- says: (6:08:49 AM)
nak berak
(wanna shit)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:00 AM)
Nak aku berak dalam plastic untuk kau?
(Want me to shit in a plastic bag for you?)
elfy says: (6:09:02 AM)
confuse aku kejap...
(I was confused momentarily)
elfy says: (6:09:06 AM)
nabey
(Hokkien Vulgarity)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:06 AM)
Kau leh buat keychain.
(You can make a keychain)
elfy says: (6:09:10 AM)
boleh uh..
(Can uh)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:12 AM)
Keychain babe.
elfy says: (6:09:18 AM)
tak uh, aku nak sumbat dalam mulut kau
(No, I wanna shove it in your mouth)
elfy says: (6:09:21 AM)
boleh uh, please...
(Can uh please...*Manje Mat Mode On*)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:22 AM)
Naughty.
elfy says: (6:09:24 AM)
i said please...
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:28 AM)
Please. Some more
elfy says: (6:09:29 AM)
cb! gi berak la musibat!
(Mandarin Vulgarity in short form! Go shit la idiot!)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:32 AM)
Ok be right back fuck.
elfy says: (6:09:36 AM)
fucker
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:40 AM)
I need to make toilet eclairs.
elfy says: (6:09:40 AM)
still can type
elfy says: (6:09:46 AM)
WOI!
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:52 AM)
Hahahha.Must get the upper one out
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:55 AM)
then lower one
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:56 AM)
OK BRB!
elfy says: (6:09:58 AM)
puki
(vagina)
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:35 AM)
back
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:40 AM)
cool
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:42 AM)
under 4 mins
jasonpereira- says: (6:14:27 AM)
Bro, when you shit right, what's usually in your mind ah?
elfy says: (6:14:58 AM)
aku?
(me?)
Got him on the first question.
So much for I'll never get you Elfy.
elfy says: (6:15:00 AM)
hahaha!
elfy says: (6:15:09 AM)
i bring my hp in, then i go twitter or facebook
Hahahah.
Fucker drops twitters while dropping Choco Bombs.
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:15 AM)
yeah i tend to zone out?
elfy says: (6:15:26 AM)
tapi macam waste time kan zone out...
(But it's like a waste of time right to zone out...)
Wasn't even a question.
To avoid wasting time in the toilet.Twitter.
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:27 AM)
U bring your hp in and twit or facebook while shitting?
elfy says: (6:15:30 AM)
might as well do something
Like Twittering.
elfy says: (6:15:32 AM)
HAHA!
elfy says: (6:15:34 AM)
yes
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:42 AM)
Wtf man. Why.
elfy says: (6:15:47 AM)
okay aku kan internet junkie...
(Okay I'm a internet junkie...)
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:06 AM)
Redefines dropping junk while being an internet junkie.
elfy says: (6:16:11 AM)
why the fuck did i write okay?
elfy says: (6:16:12 AM)
haha
elfy says: (6:16:25 AM)
stay connected even while taking the biggest crap
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:32 AM)
I zone out, so it fells like a unaware state.
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:38 AM)
LOL STAY CONNECTED.
elfy says: (6:16:41 AM)
hahaha!
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:47 AM)
Means like nothing is on your mind.
elfy says: (6:17:00 AM)
normally if i don't have my cellphone with me
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:01 AM)
So you purposely tweet, to take your mind off shitting.
elfy says: (6:17:09 AM)
which is 95% of the time...
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:11 AM)
Ah huh.
elfy says: (6:17:13 AM)
yeah..
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:19 AM)
What happens then.
elfy says: (6:17:23 AM)
aku pon zone out sia!
(I also zone out sia!)
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:28 AM)
In that 5 percent, whats on your mind.
elfy says: (6:17:39 AM)
like sometimes, suddenly i remember i finish shitting
LOL.NICE.
SUDDENLY REMEMBER YOU FINISHED.
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:46 AM)
ah huh.
elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...
elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:59 AM)
Suddenly remember you finish?
elfy says: (6:17:59 AM)
95% no phone no internet
elfy says: (6:18:08 AM)
zone out like my mind will wander..
elfy says: (6:18:17 AM)
all the thing unecessary all
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:20 AM)
Then 95% zone out till you forget you finish shitting.
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:22 AM)
Like.
elfy says: (6:18:26 AM)
like today wanna wear what shirt eh...
HAHAHA.
CHOOSING AN OUTFIT WHILE TAKING A CRAP.
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:32 AM)
hahah somemore
elfy says: (6:18:43 AM)
then meet naf after that do what
Naf is Elfy's current love.
Naf , I may not have met you yet but trust me when I say
Elfy loves you with all his heart, for you know a man really loves you
when you are on his mind, even when he is taking a crap.
elfy says: (6:18:49 AM)
like i will just wander off aimlessly...
elfy says: (6:19:02 AM)
how's jason eh, dah lame tak nampak...
(How's jason eh, havent seen him in a while)
And a good friend too apparently.
elfy says: (6:19:06 AM)
that kind....
jasonpereira- says: (6:19:09 AM)
So nice of you.
jasonpereira- says: (6:19:19 AM)
To think about how i am doing while ure shitting
-end-
P.s: I did this because you are my friend now, and you're like a little sister to me.
And you know now how I only write for my friends, and you're my friend now.
I'm happy now for you and Naf.And I'm sure you'll make her happy too.
So please stop calling me from public phones asking me if I want some happy time.
I am straight.
LOL.
Because you told me not to, I had to.
I'm sorry.
I was having a msn conversation with my friend Elfy.
When I decided to try my luck on pranking him,since he felt that
he would never fall for any of my fun facts or fun questions.
But now you have Elfy.
Now you are my bitch.L O Fuckin' L.
It starts out with me telling him that I had to shit.
Truth was, I went to get a drink.
As follows;
jasonpereira- says: (6:08:45 AM)
brb
elfy says: (6:08:48 AM)
haha!
elfy says: (6:08:49 AM)
okay
jasonpereira- says: (6:08:49 AM)
nak berak
(wanna shit)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:00 AM)
Nak aku berak dalam plastic untuk kau?
(Want me to shit in a plastic bag for you?)
elfy says: (6:09:02 AM)
confuse aku kejap...
(I was confused momentarily)
elfy says: (6:09:06 AM)
nabey
(Hokkien Vulgarity)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:06 AM)
Kau leh buat keychain.
(You can make a keychain)
elfy says: (6:09:10 AM)
boleh uh..
(Can uh)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:12 AM)
Keychain babe.
elfy says: (6:09:18 AM)
tak uh, aku nak sumbat dalam mulut kau
(No, I wanna shove it in your mouth)
elfy says: (6:09:21 AM)
boleh uh, please...
(Can uh please...*Manje Mat Mode On*)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:22 AM)
Naughty.
elfy says: (6:09:24 AM)
i said please...
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:28 AM)
Please. Some more
elfy says: (6:09:29 AM)
cb! gi berak la musibat!
(Mandarin Vulgarity in short form! Go shit la idiot!)
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:32 AM)
Ok be right back fuck.
elfy says: (6:09:36 AM)
fucker
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:40 AM)
I need to make toilet eclairs.
elfy says: (6:09:40 AM)
still can type
elfy says: (6:09:46 AM)
WOI!
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:52 AM)
Hahahha.Must get the upper one out
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:55 AM)
then lower one
jasonpereira- says: (6:09:56 AM)
OK BRB!
elfy says: (6:09:58 AM)
puki
(vagina)
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:35 AM)
back
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:40 AM)
cool
jasonpereira- says: (6:13:42 AM)
under 4 mins
jasonpereira- says: (6:14:27 AM)
Bro, when you shit right, what's usually in your mind ah?
elfy says: (6:14:58 AM)
aku?
(me?)
Got him on the first question.
So much for I'll never get you Elfy.
elfy says: (6:15:00 AM)
hahaha!
elfy says: (6:15:09 AM)
i bring my hp in, then i go twitter or facebook
Hahahah.
Fucker drops twitters while dropping Choco Bombs.
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:15 AM)
yeah i tend to zone out?
elfy says: (6:15:26 AM)
tapi macam waste time kan zone out...
(But it's like a waste of time right to zone out...)
Wasn't even a question.
To avoid wasting time in the toilet.Twitter.
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:27 AM)
U bring your hp in and twit or facebook while shitting?
elfy says: (6:15:30 AM)
might as well do something
Like Twittering.
elfy says: (6:15:32 AM)
HAHA!
elfy says: (6:15:34 AM)
yes
jasonpereira- says: (6:15:42 AM)
Wtf man. Why.
elfy says: (6:15:47 AM)
okay aku kan internet junkie...
(Okay I'm a internet junkie...)
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:06 AM)
Redefines dropping junk while being an internet junkie.
elfy says: (6:16:11 AM)
why the fuck did i write okay?
elfy says: (6:16:12 AM)
haha
elfy says: (6:16:25 AM)
stay connected even while taking the biggest crap
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:32 AM)
I zone out, so it fells like a unaware state.
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:38 AM)
LOL STAY CONNECTED.
elfy says: (6:16:41 AM)
hahaha!
jasonpereira- says: (6:16:47 AM)
Means like nothing is on your mind.
elfy says: (6:17:00 AM)
normally if i don't have my cellphone with me
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:01 AM)
So you purposely tweet, to take your mind off shitting.
elfy says: (6:17:09 AM)
which is 95% of the time...
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:11 AM)
Ah huh.
elfy says: (6:17:13 AM)
yeah..
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:19 AM)
What happens then.
elfy says: (6:17:23 AM)
aku pon zone out sia!
(I also zone out sia!)
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:28 AM)
In that 5 percent, whats on your mind.
elfy says: (6:17:39 AM)
like sometimes, suddenly i remember i finish shitting
LOL.NICE.
SUDDENLY REMEMBER YOU FINISHED.
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:46 AM)
ah huh.
elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...
elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...
jasonpereira- says: (6:17:59 AM)
Suddenly remember you finish?
elfy says: (6:17:59 AM)
95% no phone no internet
elfy says: (6:18:08 AM)
zone out like my mind will wander..
elfy says: (6:18:17 AM)
all the thing unecessary all
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:20 AM)
Then 95% zone out till you forget you finish shitting.
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:22 AM)
Like.
elfy says: (6:18:26 AM)
like today wanna wear what shirt eh...
HAHAHA.
CHOOSING AN OUTFIT WHILE TAKING A CRAP.
jasonpereira- says: (6:18:32 AM)
hahah somemore
elfy says: (6:18:43 AM)
then meet naf after that do what
Naf is Elfy's current love.
Naf , I may not have met you yet but trust me when I say
Elfy loves you with all his heart, for you know a man really loves you
when you are on his mind, even when he is taking a crap.
elfy says: (6:18:49 AM)
like i will just wander off aimlessly...
elfy says: (6:19:02 AM)
how's jason eh, dah lame tak nampak...
(How's jason eh, havent seen him in a while)
And a good friend too apparently.
elfy says: (6:19:06 AM)
that kind....
jasonpereira- says: (6:19:09 AM)
So nice of you.
jasonpereira- says: (6:19:19 AM)
To think about how i am doing while ure shitting
-end-
P.s: I did this because you are my friend now, and you're like a little sister to me.
And you know now how I only write for my friends, and you're my friend now.
I'm happy now for you and Naf.And I'm sure you'll make her happy too.
So please stop calling me from public phones asking me if I want some happy time.
I am straight.
LOL.
When Huda Has Her Salad.
Friday, July 10, 2009 ( 3:15 AM )
I have this friend, whose blog consists of the chatlogs from msn conversations she has with people.
This is one msn conversation she'll never forget.
This is a tale of A girl, her innocent untainted mind, and a couple of vegetarians.
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:31 AM)
Here's a funfact.
Athena says: (3:05:34 AM)
i need to be an individual
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:41 AM)
Did you know vegetarians cant give blowjobs.
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:46 AM)
The hardcore ones.
Athena says: (3:06:16 AM)
...why?
Athena says: (3:06:25 AM)
is this a witty joke?
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:26 AM)
They claim it's still meat.
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:31 AM)
Cockmeat apparently.
Athena says: (3:06:40 AM)
are you serious about this?
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:50 AM)
Yeah, and the vegan guys dont wank.
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:58 AM)
Cos its like choking the chicken.
Athena says: (3:07:05 AM)
what, do they think its going to be bitten off?
Athena says: (3:07:11 AM)
ARE YOU JOSHING ME?
(I have no idea who this Josh is.Mass Comm Talk.)
Athena says: (3:07:16 AM)
don't do this i am naive
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:19 AM)
It's kinda like still sucking on meat i guess.
Athena says: (3:07:28 AM)
where did you learn such wonders?
(She thinks it's a wonder.LOL)
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:33 AM)
So i guess thats why they dont do it.
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:37 AM)
A vegan told me.
(From my imagination *wink*)
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:42 AM)
But they make up for it.
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:45 AM)
They toss the salad.
Athena says: (3:07:50 AM)
i need to ask a vegan friend
(The poor unknowing friend.)
Athena says: (3:07:57 AM)
again, you have lost me completely.
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:04 AM)
Toss the salad?
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:11 AM)
You do not know what toss the salad is?
Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
i am but an innocent child
Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
no
Athena says: (3:08:18 AM)
do i need to google this?
Athena says: (3:08:28 AM)
will you just tell me?
Athena says: (3:08:33 AM)
sure, i will giggle.
Athena says: (3:08:38 AM)
but it will be brief
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:38 AM)
hold on
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:41 AM)
ill show you
Athena says: (3:08:45 AM)
man.
jasonpereira- says: (3:09:10 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSZRjZ9WEY
jasonpereira- says: (3:09:17 AM)
Perfect explaination
Athena says: (3:10:16 AM)
wtf?!
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:43 AM)
yup tossing the salad means eating ass
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:49 AM)
with jelly or without jelly.
Athena says: (3:10:50 AM)
like, rimming?
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:55 AM)
Yeah like that.
Athena says: (3:11:01 AM)
is jelly a dirty word for something?
(THE INNOCENCE.LOL)
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:13 AM)
You see, vegans cant blow, but they'll toss your salad good.
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:16 AM)
LOL. NO
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:30 AM)
Jelly is jelly, the jelly they serve in prison.
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:37 AM)
They prolly use it to give a little taste.
Athena says: (3:11:55 AM)
jason why are you amused by my lack of knowledge?
Athena says: (3:12:03 AM)
oh lord.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:08 AM)
Yup.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:21 AM)
So now you know what vegetarians won't do but will do.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:31 AM)
Them hardcore ones at least.
Athena says: (3:12:34 AM)
this is good to know
Athena says: (3:12:50 AM)
i thank you for enlightening me.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:59 AM)
You're welcome.
jasonpereira- says: (3:13:17 AM)
Next time if you date a vegan, you'll know what to expect.
Athena says: (3:13:24 AM)
LOL
jasonpereira- says: (3:13:33 AM)
hahahah
Athena says: (3:13:45 AM)
you are making me uncomfortable
Athena says: (3:13:49 AM)
i look at vegans like
Athena says: (3:13:58 AM)
this wonderful gift from God
Athena says: (3:14:06 AM)
who save millions of animals
Athena says: (3:14:08 AM)
and now
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:10 AM)
Of course they're wonderful.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:16 AM)
They dont do blowjobs.
Athena says: (3:14:17 AM)
i will think of them as jelly eating fiends
(I'm sorry my vegan friends.lol.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:20 AM)
Or masturbate.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:24 AM)
Hahahahhahhah.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:32 AM)
I know, first time I found out. It broke my heart.
Athena says: (3:14:43 AM)
hahaha i can imagine.
Athena says: (3:14:52 AM)
i picture you tearing a bit.
jasonpereira- says: (3:15:02 AM)
Its only normal.
Athena says: (3:15:09 AM)
i would pat you on the shoulder. i would.
jasonpereira- says: (3:15:29 AM)
I dated a vegan once, and when i thought she was going down like downtown,
boy did she miss her stop.
(Truth is, It never happened.Hahahah.)
Athena says: (3:15:54 AM)
HAHAHAHAHA
Athena says: (3:16:00 AM)
is she the vegan that told you?
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:10 AM)
Yes she was.
Athena says: (3:16:22 AM)
did you google afterwards?
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:28 AM)
2 people sitting naked in bed talking about it.
Athena says: (3:16:35 AM)
to make sure she wasnt just freaked out?
Athena says: (3:16:37 AM)
or a wuss
(Such a kind subtle compliment.I was feeling bad now.LOL.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:39 AM)
Google it? Nah, I took her word.
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:55 AM)
A couple other vegans confirmed this with me.
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:03 AM)
They have like this forum where they share tips.
(Does not exist at all.)
Athena says: (3:17:03 AM)
wow
(She bought It.)
Athena says: (3:17:09 AM)
i never knew.
(Heh.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:12 AM)
Vegansinbed or something.
Athena says: (3:17:17 AM)
HAHAHAHA
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:20 AM)
We wont know everything.
Athena says: (3:17:42 AM)
did you tell hirzi this?
(Even wanted me to share it with her good friend.)
Athena says: (3:17:51 AM)
if you havent you need to
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:57 AM)
Nope.
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:02 AM)
Why is he vegan?
Athena says: (3:18:02 AM)
you need to
Athena says: (3:18:04 AM)
no
Athena says: (3:18:14 AM)
it would just amuse him
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:14 AM)
He's dating a vegan?
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:17 AM)
LOL.
Athena says: (3:18:24 AM)
i dont think so either
Athena says: (3:18:27 AM)
hirzi likes his meat
(.........)
Athena says: (3:18:35 AM)
eh that came out wrong
Athena says: (3:18:56 AM)
stop it. i get shy.
Athena says: (3:18:58 AM)
he is my bud
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:08 AM)
Hahahh hold on for a couple of mins will you.
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:13 AM)
I need to get something done.
Athena says: (3:19:15 AM)
alright
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:19 AM)
I'll brb.
Athena says: (3:19:42 AM)
sure man
I'm sorry Huda.
I couldn't fucking help it I swear.
Jelly Eating Fiends. Now that's a fucking classic.
Hahahahha.
This is one msn conversation she'll never forget.
This is a tale of A girl, her innocent untainted mind, and a couple of vegetarians.
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:31 AM)
Here's a funfact.
Athena says: (3:05:34 AM)
i need to be an individual
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:41 AM)
Did you know vegetarians cant give blowjobs.
jasonpereira- says: (3:05:46 AM)
The hardcore ones.
Athena says: (3:06:16 AM)
...why?
Athena says: (3:06:25 AM)
is this a witty joke?
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:26 AM)
They claim it's still meat.
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:31 AM)
Cockmeat apparently.
Athena says: (3:06:40 AM)
are you serious about this?
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:50 AM)
Yeah, and the vegan guys dont wank.
jasonpereira- says: (3:06:58 AM)
Cos its like choking the chicken.
Athena says: (3:07:05 AM)
what, do they think its going to be bitten off?
Athena says: (3:07:11 AM)
ARE YOU JOSHING ME?
(I have no idea who this Josh is.Mass Comm Talk.)
Athena says: (3:07:16 AM)
don't do this i am naive
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:19 AM)
It's kinda like still sucking on meat i guess.
Athena says: (3:07:28 AM)
where did you learn such wonders?
(She thinks it's a wonder.LOL)
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:33 AM)
So i guess thats why they dont do it.
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:37 AM)
A vegan told me.
(From my imagination *wink*)
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:42 AM)
But they make up for it.
jasonpereira- says: (3:07:45 AM)
They toss the salad.
Athena says: (3:07:50 AM)
i need to ask a vegan friend
(The poor unknowing friend.)
Athena says: (3:07:57 AM)
again, you have lost me completely.
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:04 AM)
Toss the salad?
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:11 AM)
You do not know what toss the salad is?
Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
i am but an innocent child
Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
no
Athena says: (3:08:18 AM)
do i need to google this?
Athena says: (3:08:28 AM)
will you just tell me?
Athena says: (3:08:33 AM)
sure, i will giggle.
Athena says: (3:08:38 AM)
but it will be brief
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:38 AM)
hold on
jasonpereira- says: (3:08:41 AM)
ill show you
Athena says: (3:08:45 AM)
man.
jasonpereira- says: (3:09:10 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSZRjZ9WEY
jasonpereira- says: (3:09:17 AM)
Perfect explaination
Athena says: (3:10:16 AM)
wtf?!
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:43 AM)
yup tossing the salad means eating ass
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:49 AM)
with jelly or without jelly.
Athena says: (3:10:50 AM)
like, rimming?
jasonpereira- says: (3:10:55 AM)
Yeah like that.
Athena says: (3:11:01 AM)
is jelly a dirty word for something?
(THE INNOCENCE.LOL)
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:13 AM)
You see, vegans cant blow, but they'll toss your salad good.
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:16 AM)
LOL. NO
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:30 AM)
Jelly is jelly, the jelly they serve in prison.
jasonpereira- says: (3:11:37 AM)
They prolly use it to give a little taste.
Athena says: (3:11:55 AM)
jason why are you amused by my lack of knowledge?
Athena says: (3:12:03 AM)
oh lord.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:08 AM)
Yup.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:21 AM)
So now you know what vegetarians won't do but will do.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:31 AM)
Them hardcore ones at least.
Athena says: (3:12:34 AM)
this is good to know
Athena says: (3:12:50 AM)
i thank you for enlightening me.
jasonpereira- says: (3:12:59 AM)
You're welcome.
jasonpereira- says: (3:13:17 AM)
Next time if you date a vegan, you'll know what to expect.
Athena says: (3:13:24 AM)
LOL
jasonpereira- says: (3:13:33 AM)
hahahah
Athena says: (3:13:45 AM)
you are making me uncomfortable
Athena says: (3:13:49 AM)
i look at vegans like
Athena says: (3:13:58 AM)
this wonderful gift from God
Athena says: (3:14:06 AM)
who save millions of animals
Athena says: (3:14:08 AM)
and now
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:10 AM)
Of course they're wonderful.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:16 AM)
They dont do blowjobs.
Athena says: (3:14:17 AM)
i will think of them as jelly eating fiends
(I'm sorry my vegan friends.lol.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:20 AM)
Or masturbate.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:24 AM)
Hahahahhahhah.
jasonpereira- says: (3:14:32 AM)
I know, first time I found out. It broke my heart.
Athena says: (3:14:43 AM)
hahaha i can imagine.
Athena says: (3:14:52 AM)
i picture you tearing a bit.
jasonpereira- says: (3:15:02 AM)
Its only normal.
Athena says: (3:15:09 AM)
i would pat you on the shoulder. i would.
jasonpereira- says: (3:15:29 AM)
I dated a vegan once, and when i thought she was going down like downtown,
boy did she miss her stop.
(Truth is, It never happened.Hahahah.)
Athena says: (3:15:54 AM)
HAHAHAHAHA
Athena says: (3:16:00 AM)
is she the vegan that told you?
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:10 AM)
Yes she was.
Athena says: (3:16:22 AM)
did you google afterwards?
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:28 AM)
2 people sitting naked in bed talking about it.
Athena says: (3:16:35 AM)
to make sure she wasnt just freaked out?
Athena says: (3:16:37 AM)
or a wuss
(Such a kind subtle compliment.I was feeling bad now.LOL.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:39 AM)
Google it? Nah, I took her word.
jasonpereira- says: (3:16:55 AM)
A couple other vegans confirmed this with me.
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:03 AM)
They have like this forum where they share tips.
(Does not exist at all.)
Athena says: (3:17:03 AM)
wow
(She bought It.)
Athena says: (3:17:09 AM)
i never knew.
(Heh.)
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:12 AM)
Vegansinbed or something.
Athena says: (3:17:17 AM)
HAHAHAHA
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:20 AM)
We wont know everything.
Athena says: (3:17:42 AM)
did you tell hirzi this?
(Even wanted me to share it with her good friend.)
Athena says: (3:17:51 AM)
if you havent you need to
jasonpereira- says: (3:17:57 AM)
Nope.
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:02 AM)
Why is he vegan?
Athena says: (3:18:02 AM)
you need to
Athena says: (3:18:04 AM)
no
Athena says: (3:18:14 AM)
it would just amuse him
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:14 AM)
He's dating a vegan?
jasonpereira- says: (3:18:17 AM)
LOL.
Athena says: (3:18:24 AM)
i dont think so either
Athena says: (3:18:27 AM)
hirzi likes his meat
(.........)
Athena says: (3:18:35 AM)
eh that came out wrong
Athena says: (3:18:56 AM)
stop it. i get shy.
Athena says: (3:18:58 AM)
he is my bud
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:08 AM)
Hahahh hold on for a couple of mins will you.
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:13 AM)
I need to get something done.
Athena says: (3:19:15 AM)
alright
jasonpereira- says: (3:19:19 AM)
I'll brb.
Athena says: (3:19:42 AM)
sure man
I'm sorry Huda.
I couldn't fucking help it I swear.
Jelly Eating Fiends. Now that's a fucking classic.
Hahahahha.
Diarrhea And Cyanide And Happines.
Thursday, July 09, 2009 ( 11:58 AM )
I really want to write, but I am unable to.
As I have Diarrhea.
And Diarrhea makes me sad.
And as I'm not going to write a few lines in between sprints to the fucking toilet.
I will not write so much.
God, I hate shitting.It's like the one unnecessary thing to do.
I wish I had never had to shit, but then I'd be full of shit.
Sigh, nothing ever goes the way I want it to be.
There is so much shit I wanna say .
But I wont, because I have Diarrhea and it makes me sad.
Yes , you have read it twice now.
So what do I do when I have a sad case of Diarrhea.
I cheer myself up with my favorite online comic strip.
CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS.
Here's a few of my favorites that I'd like to share tonight.
Hopefully if you're having Diarrhea like me, it'll make things a little better,
and not I hope it gives you Diarrhea.
In no particular order.
And my personal favorite.
LOFL.
You got to admit, it made you want to click it without any hesistation.
All comic strips courtesy of : www.explosm.net
Good shit.
And I've been having one too many tonight.
Good night.
As I have Diarrhea.
And Diarrhea makes me sad.
And as I'm not going to write a few lines in between sprints to the fucking toilet.
I will not write so much.
God, I hate shitting.It's like the one unnecessary thing to do.
I wish I had never had to shit, but then I'd be full of shit.
Sigh, nothing ever goes the way I want it to be.
There is so much shit I wanna say .
But I wont, because I have Diarrhea and it makes me sad.
Yes , you have read it twice now.
So what do I do when I have a sad case of Diarrhea.
I cheer myself up with my favorite online comic strip.
CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS.
Here's a few of my favorites that I'd like to share tonight.
Hopefully if you're having Diarrhea like me, it'll make things a little better,
and not I hope it gives you Diarrhea.
In no particular order.
And my personal favorite.
LOFL.
You got to admit, it made you want to click it without any hesistation.
All comic strips courtesy of : www.explosm.net
Good shit.
And I've been having one too many tonight.
Good night.
Pooh and Piggy.
Monday, July 06, 2009 ( 10:09 PM )
I am still dead tired, even after being asleep for 12 hours.
After spending the previous 48 hours awake in which half included what to do about that Bastard.
But this one picture gave me the first good laugh since I woke up.
Courtesy of Ernestandahgirl.blogspot.com
I love such crude humor.
On a serious note, If you or someone you know has been fucked over by that
heartless piece of shit Hirwandie, do come forward and help out in pinning even more
shit on his soon to be sorry ass.It would be the right thing to do.
Fucker has beaten up the girls he dated,threatened to beat them.
Cheated people out of hundreds and thousands of dollars even,
by feigning terminal cancer, and even death, disrespecting his own religion.
One girl even gave him the 100 dollars she had that was meant for her grandfather's
dialysis treatment because he was in that "much of need for help."
Everything that could've been said,has been said.
And I will not blog till thursday, so you may get more people to read
on the heinous acts he has done.
And any information on him would be much appreciated.
Thank you in advance.
After spending the previous 48 hours awake in which half included what to do about that Bastard.
But this one picture gave me the first good laugh since I woke up.
Courtesy of Ernestandahgirl.blogspot.com
I love such crude humor.
On a serious note, If you or someone you know has been fucked over by that
heartless piece of shit Hirwandie, do come forward and help out in pinning even more
shit on his soon to be sorry ass.It would be the right thing to do.
Fucker has beaten up the girls he dated,threatened to beat them.
Cheated people out of hundreds and thousands of dollars even,
by feigning terminal cancer, and even death, disrespecting his own religion.
One girl even gave him the 100 dollars she had that was meant for her grandfather's
dialysis treatment because he was in that "much of need for help."
Everything that could've been said,has been said.
And I will not blog till thursday, so you may get more people to read
on the heinous acts he has done.
And any information on him would be much appreciated.
Thank you in advance.
How [sic] some people can be. Sigh.
Sunday, July 05, 2009 ( 12:43 AM )
I've seen people do some of the most messed up things,to try to get
someone they love to go back to them.But there is just a line that you do not cross.
In this entry I will refrain from vulgarities, out of respect to the person that has passed on.
Last year, when the girl Hirwandie was seeing, wanted to leave him.
Hirwandie feigned his own death, and sent her this email.
After she caught him, he apologized but God, just read it yourself.
someone they love to go back to them.But there is just a line that you do not cross.
In this entry I will refrain from vulgarities, out of respect to the person that has passed on.
Last year, when the girl Hirwandie was seeing, wanted to leave him.
Hirwandie feigned his own death, and sent her this email.
After she caught him, he apologized but God, just read it yourself.
If that wasn't bad enough Wandie, you even attached this picture to the email.
Claiming it to be your funeral.
You pretended to be your father sending an email through your brother's account
to your ex-girlfriend's account pretending to have died.
Even mentioning the Al-Fatihah in the e-mail, And the sickest part would be
having you attach the picture of someone else's funeral.
And your motive being, trying to get her back.
How was she to get back with you if you were "dead".
So let's just face the true fact, you wanted her to be in remorse over your fake death.
I thought you pretending to have terminal cancer was heartless enough.
But to feign death, mention the Al-Fatihah and even upload that picture?
This just changes everything.
I don't even know what to say already.
I'll end it here.
This is somewhat very troubling to me.
Claiming it to be your funeral.
You pretended to be your father sending an email through your brother's account
to your ex-girlfriend's account pretending to have died.
Even mentioning the Al-Fatihah in the e-mail, And the sickest part would be
having you attach the picture of someone else's funeral.
And your motive being, trying to get her back.
How was she to get back with you if you were "dead".
So let's just face the true fact, you wanted her to be in remorse over your fake death.
I thought you pretending to have terminal cancer was heartless enough.
But to feign death, mention the Al-Fatihah and even upload that picture?
This just changes everything.
I don't even know what to say already.
I'll end it here.
This is somewhat very troubling to me.
Teenage Mutant Krang.
Saturday, July 04, 2009 ( 7:18 AM )
It's about 7 in the morning Wandie.
And I have yet to sleep, Oh trust me I have tried.
But everytime I close my fucking eyes, it's you I see.
I keep thinking about what the fuck you could be doing,and just how anytime
you could be making use of another person.
I feel as if I'm your jilted gay lover.
So I have to let it out again,and hopefully I can get some sleep after this.
Ladies and Gentleman.
You are looking at Evil itself now.
I hope you lived past that.
And Wandie , I know how everyone that you fucked over has been calling you
a pig, a swine, a pigfuck, pigshit, four legged fiend, oinky and what not.
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been referred to as a pig.
But did anyone ever tell you,that you look just like Krang from TMNT?
You know Krang, that ugly pink thing.
This Thing.
I happen to think personally that it resembles you quite a lot actually.
No wonder you looked so familiar to me.
I've seen a whole lot of you when I was growing up.
You cheeky fucking pink thing you.
You know Krang, you really should fucking stop irritating the people you fucked over.
You keep calling the girl who you recently broke up with in June I think,
the one who you were together with for 2 weeks,and then broke up with you
because she thought you were a jerk.
Yeah that girl, You're not smart enough to blackmail so don't try.
You keep ringing her up daily, and when she answers you don't say a word and hang up.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
You know what you are? You are one of those fucking pesky ex-bfs that just
don't know when the fuck to shut up and move on, you know guys how when you're
seeing a girl, and there's always this irritating ex-boyfriend who just refuses to get out of her
life because he can't accept the break up.Well Krang is one of them.
And you just love calling up your exes.
Hearing their Hello? and hanging up.Well you'll like this.
This is an open invitation to people who love prank calling others.
If you're going to prank call someone , please pull a couple of nice ones on Krang.
Krang:+65 82667167
Hell I even added in the country code,so in the event that anyone from
another country ever thought about calling a Singaporean up and telling him
to go fuck himself he now can do just that.
And oh yeah Krang, I made a mistake about my friend M.
You see I had fucking assumed that your sorry excuse for a mother let her into
your sty when she came to see her regarding the handphone bills.
Your mother didn't let her in,she just spoke to her through the gate.
Subtle subliminal signs that she thinks she is a animal in captive.
Now how the fuck did you come up with that conclusion Jason? Wandie Asked.
Well Krang, it's very simple actually, when you have the average IQ of a human being.
You see, when someone has a guest, you usually allow the person into your house to speak,
it's only polite.But your old delusional mother seems to think she's in a cage thus
refusing to open the gate, you know because it makes her feel like the people who come
to see her are paying customers and that my friend makes her feel special.
Does she just like talking through iron bars, or does she not realize there is not
a farm keeper to open the gate for her?
You know Krang, I don't understand one thing, why do you keep fucking girls over
like that, I just don't get it.Don't you see that they help you because they're of the human race.
You see Krang, us humans are born with emotions, the ability to feel pity for someone else.
We're not animals like you and your parents, nope we sure are not.
Krang, do the human race a favor and stop fucking over the females of my race.
You know, stick to your own kind, go mate with your mother.
You know, a little hide and go fuck? Your mother could roll around in the kitchen
squealing, and you could come trotting after your father.
Please?
On a serious note, I know you have already read me, and just like the bitch you are,
you ain't doing shit but you got the fucking balls to send smses to girls that you are going
to beat them up should they bump into you, It won't be long till we find you.
We're going to see your mother, and it'll be my first time so I have to check
what's the entrance fee to see her,but I don't mind.
And when I do, and tell her about what we're going to report you to the police for,
I want to see if she will shed a tear for your sorry ass, just like how she and you made
my friend's mother cry .
I'm not one for abortions, but she should have aborted you the day your heart started beating.
P.s:
I hope you find a taking to Prison CockMeat.
Tsk.
And I have yet to sleep, Oh trust me I have tried.
But everytime I close my fucking eyes, it's you I see.
I keep thinking about what the fuck you could be doing,and just how anytime
you could be making use of another person.
I feel as if I'm your jilted gay lover.
So I have to let it out again,and hopefully I can get some sleep after this.
Ladies and Gentleman.
You are looking at Evil itself now.
I hope you lived past that.
And Wandie , I know how everyone that you fucked over has been calling you
a pig, a swine, a pigfuck, pigshit, four legged fiend, oinky and what not.
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been referred to as a pig.
But did anyone ever tell you,that you look just like Krang from TMNT?
You know Krang, that ugly pink thing.
This Thing.
I happen to think personally that it resembles you quite a lot actually.
No wonder you looked so familiar to me.
I've seen a whole lot of you when I was growing up.
You cheeky fucking pink thing you.
You know Krang, you really should fucking stop irritating the people you fucked over.
You keep calling the girl who you recently broke up with in June I think,
the one who you were together with for 2 weeks,and then broke up with you
because she thought you were a jerk.
Yeah that girl, You're not smart enough to blackmail so don't try.
You keep ringing her up daily, and when she answers you don't say a word and hang up.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
You know what you are? You are one of those fucking pesky ex-bfs that just
don't know when the fuck to shut up and move on, you know guys how when you're
seeing a girl, and there's always this irritating ex-boyfriend who just refuses to get out of her
life because he can't accept the break up.Well Krang is one of them.
And you just love calling up your exes.
Hearing their Hello? and hanging up.Well you'll like this.
This is an open invitation to people who love prank calling others.
If you're going to prank call someone , please pull a couple of nice ones on Krang.
Krang:+65 82667167
Hell I even added in the country code,so in the event that anyone from
another country ever thought about calling a Singaporean up and telling him
to go fuck himself he now can do just that.
And oh yeah Krang, I made a mistake about my friend M.
You see I had fucking assumed that your sorry excuse for a mother let her into
your sty when she came to see her regarding the handphone bills.
Your mother didn't let her in,she just spoke to her through the gate.
Subtle subliminal signs that she thinks she is a animal in captive.
Now how the fuck did you come up with that conclusion Jason? Wandie Asked.
Well Krang, it's very simple actually, when you have the average IQ of a human being.
You see, when someone has a guest, you usually allow the person into your house to speak,
it's only polite.But your old delusional mother seems to think she's in a cage thus
refusing to open the gate, you know because it makes her feel like the people who come
to see her are paying customers and that my friend makes her feel special.
Does she just like talking through iron bars, or does she not realize there is not
a farm keeper to open the gate for her?
You know Krang, I don't understand one thing, why do you keep fucking girls over
like that, I just don't get it.Don't you see that they help you because they're of the human race.
You see Krang, us humans are born with emotions, the ability to feel pity for someone else.
We're not animals like you and your parents, nope we sure are not.
Krang, do the human race a favor and stop fucking over the females of my race.
You know, stick to your own kind, go mate with your mother.
You know, a little hide and go fuck? Your mother could roll around in the kitchen
squealing, and you could come trotting after your father.
Please?
On a serious note, I know you have already read me, and just like the bitch you are,
you ain't doing shit but you got the fucking balls to send smses to girls that you are going
to beat them up should they bump into you, It won't be long till we find you.
We're going to see your mother, and it'll be my first time so I have to check
what's the entrance fee to see her,but I don't mind.
And when I do, and tell her about what we're going to report you to the police for,
I want to see if she will shed a tear for your sorry ass, just like how she and you made
my friend's mother cry .
I'm not one for abortions, but she should have aborted you the day your heart started beating.
P.s:
I hope you find a taking to Prison CockMeat.
Tsk.
This Pig Must Die.
Friday, July 03, 2009 ( 10:26 AM )
Mr Hirwandie Tan.
The perfect example of what you should never want your kids to grow to be.
Shit.
Wrong Picture.
My Bad.
Damn it gets so confusing each time with you Wandie.
Firstly.
FUCK YOU , YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
YOU'RE THE FUCKING REASON THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.
STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PIG MAN.
Now I feel better.
I've already added you on facebook Wandie,so I believe it won't be long till you fucking come
across this entry.
I seriously have no idea what the fuck drives you to do the stupid fucking things
you do.
Now I know how you get people to lend you that fucking much money and sign up handphone lines for you.
You motherfucking tell people you're going to DIE.
across this entry.
I seriously have no idea what the fuck drives you to do the stupid fucking things
you do.
Now I know how you get people to lend you that fucking much money and sign up handphone lines for you.
You motherfucking tell people you're going to DIE.
And don't even fucking dare deny that shit pigshit.
Look what I came across in your deviantart.
All I had to do was google Wandee Design Whore and it was like it was meant to be.
Look what I came across in your deviantart.
All I had to do was google Wandee Design Whore and it was like it was meant to be.
Terminal Cancer?
You have Terminal Cancer? And it won't be long before you leave for good?
Were you just born stupid or do you have shit for brains?
There are unfortunate people out there who suffer from Terminal Cancer,
and the poor people who have to suffer and cope with the loss of losing someone they
love to such a horrible thing and here you are fucking telling people
on deviant art and out there that you have Terminal Cancer.
Why don't you fucking do society a favor and just die already.
How fucking heartless are you to the fucking point that you would make shit like
that up to benefit yourself.
You tell people you're going to die so they will help you,
fucking tell girls that wanna break up with you that you're going to die,
so they won't leave your sorry ass.
With Terminal Cancer?
Excuse me while I go pray and ask God what was his purpose of putting you here.
And do you know how,I know you don't fucking have Terminal Cancer fuckface?
The answer is fucking simple.
BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT WOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE YOU
SERVE NATIONAL SERVICE LET ALONE THE ARMY IF YOU HAD TERMINAL CANCER!
But you obviously have brains the size of your mother's nipples to go
google Terminal Diseases, and then choose Terminal Cancer as a good reason to
con the friends and girls you fuck over.
Mr Hirwandie Tan , You do not have Terminal Cancer.
You have Low IQ.If you're going to fucking lie about dying.At least lie
after you fucking served your national service you stupid shit.
Dying my fucking ass.
I thought you know after hearing all that shit from the people you
fucked over.I had allowed myself to hope that it couldn't get any worse.
But fate had other things in mind my four legged friend.
Firstly, you are a disgrace to society and so is your mother.
You and your mother go together like my favorite vulgarity. - Motherfucker.
Like flies and shit.Like Dick and Pee.Like Menses and Menstrual Pads.
You get the point right Piglet?
Now I didn't know this, till last night,but apparently when my friend's Mother
came to see your mother to get help in solving the problem you created for them.
Your mother didn't give much of a shit.She may be an old pig but none the less man.
She owns a fucking IC and a Hdb flat, so she must have more human in her than swine.
My Friend's Mother came to see your mother.
(Notice how when I mention your mother it's never in cap's.Because she's an animal.)
And only because the lawyers had sent letters to her son threatening to pursue a court
matter if payment was not made soon.And only their Father who was working to support
their Family who at that time could not work due to a bad injury.
And she actually cried in front of your mother in hopes that she would
take care of this problem you had caused,but hell your mother didn't even care.
There was this poor woman,in tears in front of your mother because of the fear
of having to see her beloved son go to court over something you did
and what does your mother do?
Nothing.Doesn't even give a shit.
Doesn't even fucking give an expression.
Leaving her outside your front gate,crying like that.
It's no wonder you are the way you are.
Look at the fucking vagina you came out from.
It's as cold and emotionless as a carcass.
You fucking woo girls with your so called designs.
Playing off the whole "I'm sexy because I'm a artist" facade.
Record song covers off youtube and send them to the girl you wanna
woo and tell them,it was you singing those songs.
Ain't you a fucking French Casanova.
Well pardon my french Mr Wandee.
But - Vous êtes toujours un baiser désolé excuse pour un être humain vous sale porcine.
That means you are still a sorry excuse for a human you fucking swine.
And I don't even speak French.But now I do apparently.
Let's see what else did I find out about your sorry ass,
from the people that came forward after reading the previous entry about you.
Let's compile how many people you have fucked so far shall we.
-You fucked over my best friend and his family.
-You fucked over the cousin of my best friend's girlfriend,whom you threaten to beat up.
Nice Woman Beater now ey?Very Noble.
-You owe this girl M about 800 dollars.
-You made another girl sign up 3 hp lines for you .
That is going to be quite a lot isn't it.
You owe this particular girl E about a 1.2k.
And broke her toilet door in a attempt to beat the shit outta her,
when she hid in the toilet to escape your beating.
Fucked her 2 friends over with the amounts of 3 and 5 k respectively.
You also owe what,one of your graffiti crew members 1k too?
And then when one of the girls M, decided to do a nice thing and
speak to your mother when you flee from paying the bills you jolly well chalked up,
your mum lets her into the house,and tells her you're not around while
you're actually hiding in your room with your current gf of that time.
You sure are one brave man Wandie.
But oh you get braver,lets see what you said to her afterwards online.
Note:YourWhore is Wandee. He's my whore.M my friend.
3/16/2008 10:38:30 PM your whore. to M
you know that time when you come my house like a dog,
i was in my room sleeping so soundly with my gf.
3/16/200810:38:49 PM M to your whore.
i know dog
3/16/200810:39:05 PM M to your whore.
whatever it is, the ownership ill get ur folks to settle,
since ur just a whiny lil boy who runs away. grow up.
My my Wandie.You fucking cheat on the girl.
Then chalk up bills up to 800 dollars in her name,and when payment arises
you run away and hide while your mother protects you and then
call the girl a dog? Aren't you pathetic.
So let's see, you lie to people about being poor,tell them you're dying.
Cheat them out of their money and get them to sign for you handphone lines.
Beat the girls,and then when they wanna break up with you
start force vomitting so they won't leave you out of pity that you're "dying".
You are one fucking class act.
And don't think I don't know about the fucking heartless act you did
to that one person.What you fucking did to that person
justifies the very fact that you are a fucking animal.
And I pray there is fucking justice in what the people you fuck over plan to
do,especially after knowing what you did to that one person.
But don't worry,when you do get sentenced for that fucking heinous act you did.
We'll all go for a celebration and send you a Wish You Were Here Card.
Stupid Bastard.
And oh by the way, I came across your family potrait.
You have Terminal Cancer? And it won't be long before you leave for good?
Were you just born stupid or do you have shit for brains?
There are unfortunate people out there who suffer from Terminal Cancer,
and the poor people who have to suffer and cope with the loss of losing someone they
love to such a horrible thing and here you are fucking telling people
on deviant art and out there that you have Terminal Cancer.
Why don't you fucking do society a favor and just die already.
How fucking heartless are you to the fucking point that you would make shit like
that up to benefit yourself.
You tell people you're going to die so they will help you,
fucking tell girls that wanna break up with you that you're going to die,
so they won't leave your sorry ass.
With Terminal Cancer?
Excuse me while I go pray and ask God what was his purpose of putting you here.
And do you know how,I know you don't fucking have Terminal Cancer fuckface?
The answer is fucking simple.
BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT WOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE YOU
SERVE NATIONAL SERVICE LET ALONE THE ARMY IF YOU HAD TERMINAL CANCER!
But you obviously have brains the size of your mother's nipples to go
google Terminal Diseases, and then choose Terminal Cancer as a good reason to
con the friends and girls you fuck over.
Mr Hirwandie Tan , You do not have Terminal Cancer.
You have Low IQ.If you're going to fucking lie about dying.At least lie
after you fucking served your national service you stupid shit.
Dying my fucking ass.
I thought you know after hearing all that shit from the people you
fucked over.I had allowed myself to hope that it couldn't get any worse.
But fate had other things in mind my four legged friend.
Firstly, you are a disgrace to society and so is your mother.
You and your mother go together like my favorite vulgarity. - Motherfucker.
Like flies and shit.Like Dick and Pee.Like Menses and Menstrual Pads.
You get the point right Piglet?
Now I didn't know this, till last night,but apparently when my friend's Mother
came to see your mother to get help in solving the problem you created for them.
Your mother didn't give much of a shit.She may be an old pig but none the less man.
She owns a fucking IC and a Hdb flat, so she must have more human in her than swine.
My Friend's Mother came to see your mother.
(Notice how when I mention your mother it's never in cap's.Because she's an animal.)
And only because the lawyers had sent letters to her son threatening to pursue a court
matter if payment was not made soon.And only their Father who was working to support
their Family who at that time could not work due to a bad injury.
And she actually cried in front of your mother in hopes that she would
take care of this problem you had caused,but hell your mother didn't even care.
There was this poor woman,in tears in front of your mother because of the fear
of having to see her beloved son go to court over something you did
and what does your mother do?
Nothing.Doesn't even give a shit.
Doesn't even fucking give an expression.
Leaving her outside your front gate,crying like that.
It's no wonder you are the way you are.
Look at the fucking vagina you came out from.
It's as cold and emotionless as a carcass.
You fucking woo girls with your so called designs.
Playing off the whole "I'm sexy because I'm a artist" facade.
Record song covers off youtube and send them to the girl you wanna
woo and tell them,it was you singing those songs.
Ain't you a fucking French Casanova.
Well pardon my french Mr Wandee.
But - Vous êtes toujours un baiser désolé excuse pour un être humain vous sale porcine.
That means you are still a sorry excuse for a human you fucking swine.
And I don't even speak French.But now I do apparently.
Let's see what else did I find out about your sorry ass,
from the people that came forward after reading the previous entry about you.
Let's compile how many people you have fucked so far shall we.
-You fucked over my best friend and his family.
-You fucked over the cousin of my best friend's girlfriend,whom you threaten to beat up.
Nice Woman Beater now ey?Very Noble.
-You owe this girl M about 800 dollars.
-You made another girl sign up 3 hp lines for you .
That is going to be quite a lot isn't it.
You owe this particular girl E about a 1.2k.
And broke her toilet door in a attempt to beat the shit outta her,
when she hid in the toilet to escape your beating.
Fucked her 2 friends over with the amounts of 3 and 5 k respectively.
You also owe what,one of your graffiti crew members 1k too?
And then when one of the girls M, decided to do a nice thing and
speak to your mother when you flee from paying the bills you jolly well chalked up,
your mum lets her into the house,and tells her you're not around while
you're actually hiding in your room with your current gf of that time.
You sure are one brave man Wandie.
But oh you get braver,lets see what you said to her afterwards online.
Note:YourWhore is Wandee. He's my whore.M my friend.
3/16/2008 10:38:30 PM your whore. to M
you know that time when you come my house like a dog,
i was in my room sleeping so soundly with my gf.
3/16/200810:38:49 PM M to your whore.
i know dog
3/16/200810:39:05 PM M to your whore.
whatever it is, the ownership ill get ur folks to settle,
since ur just a whiny lil boy who runs away. grow up.
My my Wandie.You fucking cheat on the girl.
Then chalk up bills up to 800 dollars in her name,and when payment arises
you run away and hide while your mother protects you and then
call the girl a dog? Aren't you pathetic.
So let's see, you lie to people about being poor,tell them you're dying.
Cheat them out of their money and get them to sign for you handphone lines.
Beat the girls,and then when they wanna break up with you
start force vomitting so they won't leave you out of pity that you're "dying".
You are one fucking class act.
And don't think I don't know about the fucking heartless act you did
to that one person.What you fucking did to that person
justifies the very fact that you are a fucking animal.
And I pray there is fucking justice in what the people you fuck over plan to
do,especially after knowing what you did to that one person.
But don't worry,when you do get sentenced for that fucking heinous act you did.
We'll all go for a celebration and send you a Wish You Were Here Card.
Stupid Bastard.
And oh by the way, I came across your family potrait.
Fucking pigs.
Tsk.
*Update*
1o minutes after posting this I was informed, Mr Hirwandie has been telling
girls that he has stomach cancer.The 2nd stage.
Stomach Cancer when you are still so fucking fat, and the girls you fucked over
tell me how fast and how much you eat,and if they don't finish you'll eat theirs too.
Stomach Cancer?
Get a fucking life motherfucker.
Tsk.
*Update*
1o minutes after posting this I was informed, Mr Hirwandie has been telling
girls that he has stomach cancer.The 2nd stage.
Stomach Cancer when you are still so fucking fat, and the girls you fucked over
tell me how fast and how much you eat,and if they don't finish you'll eat theirs too.
Stomach Cancer?
Get a fucking life motherfucker.
Return of A Jackass.Birth Of An Asshole.
Thursday, July 02, 2009 ( 10:18 PM )
I never thought the entry that I would write, after being away for oh so long,
would be anything like this,but oh well, hopefully just this once.
I'll write about why I stopped writing for so long in the next entry, in this one however,
pay attention to the human epitome of shit.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Kindly Meet Mr Hirwandie Tan,
And I'm leaving out the Prophet's name on purpose because personally I think
It's an insult for him to bear that name.
Now I did not create the above picture.
His supposed girlfriend that has now learnt his true character did it.
I on the other hand do no think it's a good idea to side part your hair , into a little
nice Jambol and then wear a hat.
Just doesn't make sense, but if that is how human-swine hybrids don their hats,
then who am I to complain.
Now for the Public Service Announcement.
If you are friends with Mr Swine over here, or in the even more unfortunate event,
that you are in a relationship with him.I suggest you start being wary of this pork meat.
Never have I met such a person so fucking disgusting that after just hearing a couple of
stories of him, I was boiling with hatred.
You know a person is fucked up when he does something like ask you for help,
and when you help that ingrate and his method of repayment is fucking you over.
Hell, I don't even know where to begin.
Let's start off in point form shall we.
Hirwandie I hope by some act of God,you get to read this as you are the fucking
reason I keep my eyes peeled now when I go out.
1.You asked my best friend's brother to help you sign up for a line in his name,
out of trust and pity he does, and what do you do?
Let the bill roll up to a few hundred dollars, and when he asks you to settle the payment
you fucking go Houdini on his ass, forcing early termination of the contract which
adds up to another few hundred dollars.So upon doing your little magic act, you actually forget
that he knows where you fucking live.
So after having to chase you for months to settle the bill,as lawyers were soon on his ass,
him and his family had no choice but your family a visit,in the hopes that they would be
humane enough to settle your little fucking problem,but like they say the rotten apple doesn't
fall from the tree,and boy is your family tree one big decomposing piece of nature.
I would never be one to insult a person's family, as I believe people can choose to represent themselves.But boy was I wrong on this fucker.
My friend's parents had to go to your fucking house to try to ask your parents to take care
of this little problem you created and what do your parents do?
You know I may not be Muslim,but I'm pretty sure it's basic courtesy to invite someone in to
talk instead of talking through the gates, but what the hell you know.
And your Dad, who has the manners equivalent to a roadside carcass sure presented himself well, just ignoring my friend's entire family and smoked as if they were not even there,and then just walked off when he was done with his cigarette?
Does your father roll in mud during his free time and feed on rotten apples because his behavior
seems pretty similar to that of a farm pig.
That was what the 1st time they went to see your family yes?
And what did your family do the 2nd time they went to visit your house?
Oh your family pretended to not be at home, and when my friend's brother peeked
through the glass window, your mum messaged him saying they broke her window.
Now I'm not going to even bother explaining because it doesn't even take a rocket scientist
to figure that out.
And now the reasons why if anyone who has the average iq of a normal person should know better than to befriend this Mr Wandee.
He has cheated his close friend out of if I'm not wrong $3000 plus dollars, the poor dude's
life savings,because Mr Wandee apparently told him that he had no money to pay for his
La Salle fees.And that his family was poor , they were suffering , hell he would have even fucking believed you if you ate each other's fucking faeces for dinner and showered with each other's urine because he trusts you as a fucking friend.
But you just had to fuck him over.You must be a pretty fucking heartless fat boy Wandee,to do that to someone.A close friend for that matter.
And you know, I'm pretty fucking amazed at how much game you have, because you still seem
to have no problem getting girls, and fucking them over.
Mr Wandee here apparently melts the hearts of girls with youtube videos.
Now which human would have possibly thought of that, while most guys send their girlfriends
sweet youtube videos,you record the covers of certain love songs,send them to the girl and
actually tell her you sang and did a cover for her.
You little cunning oink.
And what do you do with the girls that give you their hearts, you get them to sign up handphone lines for you with probably the same bullshit you tell every other person on how poor your family is, and how there is not enough food at home, you skip school to work , but the fucking funny thing is that, if you're family is that poor, then explain to me how the hell do you own a iphone, seen in the most stylish and branded clothes?
Doesn't make much fucking sense does it?
So there you go making girls fall for you, and then getting them to sign up lines which you then start pulling fucking Houdini's.And leaving them with bills close to a thousand dollars each time.
And while you are fortunate enough to have a girl that loves you enough to stay loyal to you overseas,you fucking cheat on her with other girls here,and hell you even got her to sign 3 fucking lines for you.
It's bad enough you can't stick to one girl,you have to make them suffer with forking out hundreds to pay for your handphone bills.
I mean seriously what the fuck is you and your fucking obsession with getting girls to sign up lines for you? Do you jack off to the phone bills you get, Do you like fucking calculate what the digits are in each bill and that's the amount of times you give your little dick a beating.
Don't fucking earn the trust of people, play off the whole "I'm Poor" crap when you are not,
and when they do help you,you fuck them over and pull a Houdini.
I hope when you fucking die , people you fuck over piss on your fucking grave.
So that does it for me, I just did the public a favor.
Unless you got a few hundred to waste for no reason and gets an orgasm from being fucked over by people like this, then I suggest you do not befriend this man should he ever cross paths into your lives.
Stupid pig.
We lost another good one.
Thursday, June 25, 2009 ( 10:56 PM )
My favorite song of his.
How I would dance to this when I was a young kid.
You will be missed.
Rest In Peace Michael Jackson.
Let the lovemaking to ketupats begin.
Thursday, October 02, 2008 ( 12:01 AM )
I'll keep this short.
I'm still detoxing so I refuse to do a proper entry.
And besides I've got houses to visit.
So I'm going to let Hirzi and his friends wish you guys a
Selamat Hari Raya.
It wouldn't make sense for an eurasian dude who did nothing
but tempt his friends with food during the fasting month to speak
about Hari Raya.
So just watch this shit as you drink some Bandung.
May all you muslims have a good one this year.
Let all the forgiving begin and get them tears flowing.
As you all dance to P.Ramlee songs in baju kurungs.
P.s : Sang Kancil is Satanic.
You didn't know that did you.
Till Then ;
Mucho Love ,
The Critic